May 27. 8479 Notes.
May 27. 13 Notes.
May 16. 27 Notes.
May 16. 891 Notes.
May 16. 233945 Notes.
- Tim Burton: So, I was thinking of making a movie about...
- Johnny Depp: Yes.
May 16. 66725 Notes.
May 16. 990 Notes.
- everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
- me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
May 16. 118672 Notes.
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
May 16. 63730 Notes.
May 16. 494 Notes.
